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What worries the Virtual Magic Kingdom? Impropriety, but mostly sex.
by Ian Bogost January 30, 2006

Virtual Magic KingdomA little more than a year ago, I mused open-mouthed at Disney's intention to create a Habbo Hotel-like virtual world. Then back in May we announced the launch of the beta of Virtual Magic Kingdom (I was so disappointed they didn't call it Marketingland).

We logged over 100 comments on that entry, some interesting but most inane -- users scrounging for cheat codes or mistaking WCG for a forum where empty chatter goes without notice. I got tired of the recent comments filling up with such things, so I turned off comments at the start of this month. Then, a week ago, I got a fascinating email from the Virtual Magic Kingdom Community Operations Manager, requesting that I "hide or otherwise remove" certain comments on the VMK entry. I refused to take any action on the comments, simply because this is a research site and some of you may want to troll for user reactions to VMK. For the same reason I post the Sulake letter here for your consideration.

Hello,

I am the Community Operations Manager for Virtual Magic Kingdom(VMK). Some posts on your site were recently brought to my attention, and I would like to share my concerns with you. My hope is that you will hide or otherwise remove the offending posts, as they contain falsehoods that are derogatory to VMK and provide false information.

This post is blatantly untrue. There are no secrets to obtaining codes, and staff members will certainly never give out confidential information:

    Comment from sellina on January 01, 2006 i had millions of codes once because a vmk staff let me into secrets and guess wat now i lost the book

This person (Kaitlyn) is not a staff member. No VMK staff member will ever post on a web site with their staff name, nor will they post on a web site in another name and disclose their role with VMK:

    Comment from Kaitlyn on October 26, 2005 Hey, you know you can get vmk codes at vmkguide.com. I'm a vmk staff member on vmk, so if you have any question mail me at softballme003@yahoo.com ! I promise you should go to WDW during december when you in schoool! there is no body there. Also you might want to go to on vmk for this week! there are having a Big beta sale! Hope you have fun bye!

While the following two posts do not impact VMK in any way, their appearance in this thread suggests that VMK permits or condones this type of behavior:

    Comment from amnah on December 18, 2005 this syte rocks and so does vmk and sex hey sex is really great i had it at a friends house but she doesnt know i had sex with out a condom it felt sooooooo good like heaven i made sounds like ooooooohh thats nice and arrr gimme more baby harder harder and stuff like that youshould try it is so fun and i wish we could do that on vmk i so wish we could (mwah) boys email me on ammybabe@hotmail.co.uk and tell me if you want some sex fun and i will give it to you anything anywhere dont forget ! bye mwah

    Comment from amnah on December 18, 2005
    oh and i no i shouldnt do this but email my friends too:
    j1g1@hotmail.co.uk
    jaf_galz_3@hotmail.co.uk
    princeton-girl4eva@hotmail.co.uk
    angel_mel7@hotmail.co.uk

    email them for sex fun too they enjoy the sex fun as much as me
    dont forget ! bye mwah

Thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter.
Regards,

--
:: Debbi Colgin
:: Community Operations Manager, VMK
:: Sulake Corporation
[contact information omitted]

A few things to note here. First, if it wasn't already clear, VMK is created and managed by Sulake, who created and manages Habbo. Second, and much more interestingly, VMK is actually requesting that I take down public comments on this site -- which has nothing whatsoever to do with VMK or Sulake -- simply because they find them derogatory. Third and even more interestingly, included among those comments Sulake wishes to censor are idiotic, sophomoric, possibly spam-generated messages about sex. Their explanation? I'll repeat it for the giggles that ensue:

...their appearance in this thread suggests that VMK permits or condones this type of behavior

While VMK has perhaps legitimate wishes to assure the public that their staff doesn't cheat or discriminate, they also want to make sure you know that they don't condone sex of any kind, in- or out-of-world we would presume. This is a sentiment that seems to be going around, what with Blizzard's recent comments about GLBT-friendly guilds.

Comments (90)

hey, i couldn't figure out how to post a comment on terra nova, but in relation to whats being said by everyone i find it fascinating this idea of 'adult-gaming' because in 'adult-games' you can have sex.

in kid games , you can kill things, blow them up, have wars, etc.

so. destruction is ok, but creation is not?

crazy.

why is everyone talking about that? If my mom saw this website she would go all like- crazy. i think it is a good job vmk doen't allow rude words

rockchickgirl (on vmk) on February 6, 2006 10:34 AM

You people make me sick

Yea. I mean its true. Like on the Sims, you can " Play In Bed" and have babies. you can even kill people. Habbo Hotel allows things like beds and words like guys and love. vmk is the same creation as habbo hotel except it is supposed to be a " safe" kids site but kids are using other words to substatute for other words. like for bar someone put far. and like on my signature i wanted to put 'I like Bon Jovi' ( without ' ') and i couldn't but other kids are allowed to put 'fall out boy' and 'green day'

what this is about...

NOT FAIR

if you agree then e-mail me at

JTBourland1@earthlink.net

( but no bad words. I think my mom checks my mail every once in a while.)

And also why do they have to open it so late. I have to get up at 6:45 in the morning and my mom goes to work at 7:30 am and then i have to do something else rather than go on vmk. I really like vmk but i wish they would make their games to where you can win credits and let us at least say the numbers 1-3, more if possible and we should be able to say organizing and disconnected. I mean they say disconnected but we arnt allowed to. THAT IS JUST PLAIN STUPID!!!!!! please reply to my message. this one and the other one from me about the sims. thanks!

( and remember, no bad words)

also i can help if anyone thinks their parents look at their computer to see if they did something they wernt supposed to, like go on habbo hotel. i know some secrets on how to make it to where they cant find out.

- first you go to the history or a button that looks like a clock with an arrow going backwards.

- click on it

- then go to the website you went on that you dont want your parents to see

- then click on it ONCE

- when you click on it press delete on the keyboard

- then say yes you want to delete it

--- make sure you are not on that website when you do it because it will just go back into there.

== if i helped you in any way e-mail me or reply to this message==

i know why vmk doesnt open so early. its because vmk staff need time to sleep to, and in most places where you go for a job you need a break

avastliam on VMK

no VMK person should a:put their VMK in a early message

b:make another comment saying their staff

if you do as he said, vmk requested something, so they can ban you FOREVER.its ok to put your vmk name, but dont say your a beta tester or staff

Why does ppl talk about bad stuff?

i think it stinks that it does not open till 10:00 and i need ice blocks i will be at the esplendade i have a deep see diver helm on and i am maxaxzax

This is discusting.

i mean come on do you see what mebers get bat and carpet magic

I like VMK but I think that they should let you say more things and if someone stole your stuff they should either give you credit or get your stuff back from that person.

I can't believe ppl even do those things. It's so sick and wrong.

Does anyone know any vmk codes that are new or like funiture or moster door code? so plz tell me

me too

go to disneyland.com/mosters and play the game and win and you will get a code for a moster door

i think staff is nice do not make fun of them!!

the staff are just trying to make it safe!!! there are 5 yr olds on vmk!!! i think they did the right thing.

i think the ppl who hade sex on vmk are sooooooooooo stupid!

i play vmk all the time but im 12 and if there are s on vmk anyway thats just i mean u guys are like older than us, u shouldnt be playing kids games! if u wanna be all , go somewhere else because vmk is a place for kids and tweens, not s.

That taken thing is not a very appropriate thing on vmk. Even 3 year olds may be playing this game!

And if you want stuff from codes go to this site

www.kelloggsfunktown.com

and then you click on pirate game then you finish game and click get code and you get stuff

Hey, does anyone have codes for bat magic?

captsnowqueen on March 3, 2006 11:45 PM

Who has codes for bat magic on vmk?? I didn't have enought credits when they were selling it!

Why is everyone talking about this site making them sick??

why would someone lie about VMK staff give out random codes to ramdom people??

there is no code for bat magic

i need codes for buzz cup pins

i did not get bat magic either and people are showing it off i wish they do not brag

i think well is right i mean honetly bat magic cost to much and carpet magic is not even out can you velive that

the great dark clone guy on March 6, 2006 2:02 AM

i think that VMK is fine the way it is but they should allow us to say a little more words

i think that VMK is fine the way it is but they should allow us to say a little more words

well I agree VMK is good. but they just need to add more words in the dictionary lol. i have a hard time saying thing and it gets really annoying. also the prices for things are to much. well those are my opinions =]

KiLLERiNSTiNCTS on March 10, 2006 12:37 AM

yea i tried to send vmk info on adding the words one... ...five, but ithink they arent going to pull through with it.

yea i tried to send vmk info on adding the words one... ...five, but ithink they arent going to pull through with it.

They do not allow you to say any numbers on VMK. which is a good thing. The taken stuff in VMK is handing a little out of control, what do you think??

AdventureGho on March 10, 2006 4:42 PM

I think that vmk is a good game. but numbers would be nice.

vmk vmk is so great i love itto bits there is no code for bat magic but i realy realy want it well i will have to trade from somebody how has but i have a crown so find me on vmk my is katiethebestauh and give me your bat magic love yea

I know why if u get stuff stolen u can't get anything. Scammers will try and say that and get free things ( not good ) and i hate when friends say 'come' and ppl saying their poor and asking for free!! ANNOYING

does any one want to trade bat magic also i agree they should let us say numbers.

find out yourself on March 19, 2006 10:05 PM

I want cheats it is stupid without cheats

I want cheats it is stupid without cheats

I want cheats it is stupid without cheats

I want dirty SEX with a girl named Brittani Clough

I like to lick PUSSY

I love to stick mi penis up Brittani's Vagina. Sex is awesome, I get horny and mi penis gets hard.. and then i stick it up a grils vagina. It feels sooooooooooooooooooooo good. then sperm comes out. I make noises like FU*K me harder baby, suck mi dick till i bleed. Its also fun to lick PUSSY. It tastes great to. well l8r

- [posted by] ImABastard

give me all the cheats and the magic pin cheat bitch and i love to have sex with girls it makes my dick so hard.

give me all the cheats and the magic pin cheat bitch and it better work.

man, wut does thta kinda stuff hav 2 do w/ VMK??? u ppl r soooo gros. email me! hispanic25chic@gmail.com my VMK name is twixchic!

man, wut does thta kinda stuff hav 2 do w/ VMK??? u ppl r soooo gros. email me! hispanic25chic@gmail.com my VMK name is twixchic!

oops.. i dunno y it did that!!

tell me plz all the magic pins code plz plz plz plz plz plz.

omg!that is so nasty you nasty heads!

in case you didn;t notice this is a childrens site!jeez poopheads

this site is for childrens go play other games.

does anyone know all the cheat codes

Seriously . . .

some people are so gross!

why do people post things like this?

DidUSaySomething on April 3, 2006 3:50 AM

i am gay and i love guys

hey ppl my name is kelis on vmk my name is kelisboo i need a full dress i will give ice , pin, everest pin and chairs and also yeti chair i will also give magic and costume. and other stuff

guys u shouldnt talk about that kind of stuff wait for the kids to take maturaton class but still dont talk about it i want to have children but im not doing that kind of stuff for fun but for my children grossos!!

And VMK_Red is a girl . . .

DidUSaySomething on April 4, 2006 11:15 PM

plz tell me the narnia codes plz

im a girl and im ugly and fat and im a lesbian

hi im new here can u give me magic pins codes plz and vmk_red is a girl not a guy

who whants to see lara croft naked and have sex with her

god of porn on April 5, 2006 6:58 PM

im gay

justsomedude on April 5, 2006 8:54 PM

omg!i am here again and it is just as gross as before eww you poopheads!

if you want the badguys on swat 3 to give up shoot over their heads and then they will give up its a waste of ammo but you can capture him and shoot him its still fun :) and here is the swat 3 cd code if you lost the cd

bab2-bab2-bab2bab2-2352 thats the cd code not cheat codes but here it is SWATLORD infinite health BIGGERPOCKETS for inf ammo NC17 for more gore

PLAINCLOTH for half naked man JUSTIN never give up RABIES rats has rabies once shoot NOSHADE make sun come out HOTSTUFF for hard bad guys.

just go to go.com find vmk cheats there omg!

cool player on April 7, 2006 9:58 PM

bab2-bab2-bab2-bab2-2352 thats what i think red is trying to say

i think he ment cd codes if you lost the case

I need to know about the diver suit magic! I can't find the certain places i need to complete it.

how do find the cheats on go .com dude? if you are one?

i think go.com is like google or ask that search everything that has free or vmk

HEY U OLDER PEOPLEZ DONT BE TALKING LIKE THAT AT LEAST WAIT TILL THE KIDS ARE GONE PLZ I AM FIFTEEN AND I WOULD TALK LIKE THAT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW WHEN KIDS ARE PRESENT

hey does anyone know any codes

does anyone know any cheat codes

only mans can say bitch crap shit fuck motherfucker and suck u suck

im a guy and im gay and proud of it

im a guy and im gay and proud of it

mia it looks like your gay because you said it and you said your proud to be gay

this game is like you see a girl and you meet her in the last time and you say eh so i give it a 3outof5 why cause its a point and click so its weak why cause now they have lots of good fps if fps vs this game fps win you dumbass

this game is like you see a girl and you meet her in the last time and you say eh so i give it a 3outof5 why cause its a point and click so its weak why cause now they have lots of good fps if fps vs this game fps win you dumbass

does anyone here know the unlock code for blackhawk striker 2

if yes to one of you can i have it plz

Hey,

Thats just SICK..I love VMK 1) Im a disney Fanatic and 2) Becuase theres no Drama, i also play TSO (orange ringwald skye in av if you play to lol!) and in TSO you can cyber (online sex) and you can smack,push and hurt other people. In VMK none of that happens, i mean the number thing annoys me sometimes but you cant say harsh laugage and stuff like that.

A few things i have seen that are just Plain WRONG are rooms called "girl and boy make bay be" that just ruins the fun of the game,anyone who goes in there is most likely risking their account.another is replacment of foul laugage. Instead of saying the b word they can say beach, and if they wanna say f...you..then people say if you..i mean you tell me? Weres the fun in that?

Get me in yahoo if you want to talk more about this, its a preety serious issue (Charmed_Orangeeee@yahoo.com)

can u plz tell me the harry potter and the sorcerers stone cd serial code plz i lost the cd case plz plz plz :(

give me the harry potter and the sorcerers stone cd serial code now or get killed :(

i got the bat magic code it is nfd4-jdk4-shbs-h469 there it works i tried it ;)

i got banned til 2016 because some girl came into my room talking about sex and myspace and i think that the guys and girls who talk nasty on here are pathetic because 1. this isnt for like 18 year olds 2. if ur playing ths game at 18 kinda sad and 3. i bet none of u loset ur virginity u are all just pathetic horn dogs!

does anyone know fullreleases.com if yes give me the username and password

its so gross that ppl are talking about [ sex ] even they think plankton is doing that and its so gross for ppl to say that vmk red is gay and vmk red is not a boy it girl but she is acting like a leesbian right now and it gross and vmk is a place to have fun so dont pull the fun out of it ... ppl email me at lolatrailera@yahoo.com and vmk red if you play like sex games go do it some where else ok! ppl do not want to see that and im only nine

vmk radrandy shut the fuck up just shut up nobody cares about vmk rules not even me who gives a dam and does anybody know fullreleases.com if yes give me your user name and password now or you will get killed in real life

no where not pulling the fun out its fucking boring it sucks so hard even the baddest games will win from vmk when they start vmk the fun was always out before we talk about sex so shut the fuck up motherfucker

this game is a kid game and only kids plays it other people dont you know why cause you cant say anything bad about people or shows vmk is crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap they have alot of kids thats why or its free not fun :( dumbass