When your kids lose teeth, they may be inclined to write extensive letters to the tooth fairy, making specific requests or posing questions. While this is an endearing act to be sure, you'll want to stop short of penning a false reply. Instead, see this as an opportunity to educate your children about the era of universal corporate bureaucracy, cost-cutting, temporary labor, and outsourcing.

Here's a tool I made that may be of use in facilitating this process. Click the thumbnail below to download a printable PDF.