It's Christmas morning, and I wonder how many other lucky souls can boast booty like mine. Below you'll find a part of my under-tree take: a large, talking Leonidas action figure as depicted in the film 300 stands in front of a genuine red Swingline stapler, wrapped not in paper but in Jell-O, The Office-style. This must be what one has for dessert when dining in hell.

And here's a clearer shot of the gelatin-encased stapler.

Merry Christmas!