Given all the fuss, I thought this would be a good time to talk about why I sent back the Kindle 2.0 I bought two months ago, after trying it for a few weeks. I'm sure many Kindle users are different sorts of readers than I am, and perusing novels or business books on the thing might prove far less dissonant than I found the experience. But I read all kinds of books, and I tend to use them in ways the Kindle is not designed to support.
So here we go with...
Top Ten Reasons I Returned my Kindle.
10. But you got to read last time!
Intervening in children's disagreements about who gets to use the Nintendo DS or choose the television program is one thing. Inviting kids to argue about who gets to read the book is a perverse cultural regression.
9. Bits can flip, but pages cannot
Print books are random access; Kindle books are not. I can flip arbitrarily through a print book, looking for a chapter, passage, margin note, or dog-ear. I have to search or browse laboriously through a Kindle book to the same effect.
8. What do you read, my lord? Words, words, C34df$eE
One of my planned uses of the thing was for reading long unpublished documents like student papers, journal submissions, etc. But when I tried to move a 600 page PDF manuscript I was reviewing to the device, it mangled the thing horrifically.
7. Damn, my book died
Despite the Kindle's very long battery life, the cognitive dissonance inherent in worrying about whether or not my books are suitably charged was too much to bear.
6. Please insure your novel is in the off position
Print books can be read during takeoff and landing; Kindle books cannot. That may seem like a detail to some of you, but for us frequent travelers, takeoff and landing are horrific, empty swaths of time to be filled only by the ennui of SkyMall.
5. A royal(ty) pain
Those of us who write books like it when people buy them, because we get royalties. Royalties are usually based on a percentage of the list price. Ebooks are not only cheaper than print books, but also most publishers offer a reduced royalty on such editions. Such matters might make for more sales of certain titles, but for those of us writing heady non-fiction, our books are unlikely to offer as much in return.
4. I dropped my book in the parking lot
I'm already worried enough about all the other delicate doo-dads in my life: mobile phone, laptop, handsfree, camera, card reader, sunglasses. Worrying about the fragility of my books is a burden I'm not yet ready to bear.
3. What page was I just on?
The Kindle is made for reading forward. It features giant "Next Page" buttons on either side of the screen, and a single, much tinier "Previous Page" button on the left side only. Given my inclination to flip back by going left and forward by going right, I often lost my place while moving around between pages.
2. The death of the bookshelf
When visiting a friend's house or office, one of the first things I do is peruse their bookshelves. The books we read (or even the ones we just display!) say something about our interests and personalities. But the Kindle turns the messy, living bookshelf into a dead and unwieldy list of titles.
1. A book is a flowerbed
People who don't beat up their books aren't really reading. Books are meant to be dog-eared, written in, bent, filled with receipts and papers, and otherwise turned into memory palaces for the things that go on while we carry them. A book is a little garden in which we grow ideas. The Kindle is a rock.
Admittedly, some of these gripes are temporary concerns, matters sure to be resolved in later editions (the PDF conversion issue). Others will evolve as the marketplace shifts to electronic books (the question of royalties). But others are more material concerns that may never be addressed by any electronic book reader.
Surely our patterns of reading will change, and eventually we may even forget what print books were like. But as for me, I'm going to put off beginning that process. At least for now.